Conversations today with Aidan--RATED R!!!

Our oldest son Aidan is 41/2 and boy do we forget at times that he is still just a little boy. Today, Aidan and I were talking after I had laid Samantha to bed. I walked in my living room to find Aidan laying on the couch with his hand in a certain area. I asked him why on earth he had his hand there and he chuckled. Funny-but not so funny if I had company over! :) So after him chuckling, he said "My daddy has a giant penis." I almost died laughing and my response was immediate with "What makes you think that?"...his response was "Because he eats lots of food."

The way I get Aidan to get excited about school, sports and getting bigger like his older brothers is to tell him that he needs to eat his vegetables and meats. Toddlers are so funny.


Another funny story today:

I've always called Aidan "monkey"....I don't know why-yet it's just something I have always called him. So today I called him monkey...and then I proceeded to ask him if he liked to be called monkey. He then replied..no! ...

My reply was...Do you know what daddy calls me?
Aidans reply: No...
My reply: slicky pants

(You see, joe saw me go workout one day and I was wearing spandex (apparently slickypants) and since then I have inherited that god aweful nickname)

Aidan chuckled and said...do you know what I call daddy?
My reply: No! What do you call him?
Aidan: stinky butt.

So funny, just then I died laughing. I'm very careful as for what words I say in our home and that is a word I would never say or use. I just absolutely died and then realized perhaps Aidan has been watching too much of Alvin & the chipmunks!