Craigslist laughter

Many of you know I'm an avid seller/buyer for Craigslist.org & Ebay. It's a wild addiction that I love to do.

From time to time or whenever I'm bored (watching David Blaine's dive of death), I read the "Free" ads on CL. Tonight I nearly peed in my pants from reading this ad:

I have two large oak trees in my yard that have dropped an abundance of acorns. These become dangerous flying objects when I mow and I would like to get rid of as many as I can. These would be good for feeding wildlife. All the squirrels in my neighborhood are fat and lazy. Please come take as many as you can. Email me for directions.

I hope you got a kick out of it like I did.